I posted the HOTTEST Instagram pic, then my brother did this…
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I faced my greatest fear this week
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MY MOM wants me to be MORE PHYSICAL with my boyfriend…
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I cheated on my boyfriend in a VR chatroom…
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Are we even compatible…
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