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MessyJordan Blog

October 25, 2018

We had no physical contact before marriage…

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Messy Mondays

October 22, 2018

Stop begging me to vote, celebrities.

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Messy Mondays

October 15, 2018

Seven Things Happy People Do Every Day

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Jordan's Messyges

October 11, 2018

I didn’t know my dad was married…for 2 months

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Messy Mondays

October 8, 2018

DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN

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Messy Mondays

October 1, 2018

The Secret Reason We’re Addicted to Social Media

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Messy Mondays

September 24, 2018

Things Former Homeschoolers Say

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Jordan's Messyges

September 20, 2018

I posted the HOTTEST Instagram pic, then my brother did this…

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Messy Mondays

September 17, 2018

Making friends is hard when you’re an adult

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