Category: Jordan’s Messyges

Jordan's Messyges

15 Oct, 2019

Can YOU Guess Which Messyge is FAKE?!

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Jordan's Messyges

10 Oct, 2019

I have ONLY 2 friends and their wives are hitting on me. HELP.

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Jordan's Messyges

26 Sep, 2019

Convinced my 19 year old boyfriend likes my 30 year old Mom…

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Jordan's Messyges

5 Sep, 2019

“My boss can’t keep his hands off me… but I don’t want to lose my job”

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Jordan's Messyges

16 Aug, 2019

I’ve fallen in love with an engaged pregnant girl…

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Jordan's Messyges

29 Jul, 2019

I feel GUILTY for our Christian-half-makeout sessions…

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Jordan's Messyges

11 Jul, 2019

Would ‘JUST FRIENDS’ send me pictures…like THIS??

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Jordan's Messyges

24 Jun, 2019

I’m too shy to kiss her but desperately want to…

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Jordan's Messyges

13 Jun, 2019

I’m thinking of getting with my professor… he likes me.

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Jordan's Messyges

27 May, 2019

My dad HATES my girlfriend because he caught us…

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Jordan's Messyges

9 May, 2019

I’m 21 and kind of dating a 15 year old… i love her

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