Category: Jordan’s Messyges

16 Aug, 2019

I’ve fallen in love with an engaged pregnant girl…

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Jordan's Messyges

29 Jul, 2019

I feel GUILTY for our Christian-half-makeout sessions…

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Jordan's Messyges

11 Jul, 2019

Would ‘JUST FRIENDS’ send me pictures…like THIS??

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Jordan's Messyges

24 Jun, 2019

I’m too shy to kiss her but desperately want to…

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Jordan's Messyges

13 Jun, 2019

I’m thinking of getting with my professor… he likes me.

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Jordan's Messyges

27 May, 2019

My dad HATES my girlfriend because he caught us…

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Jordan's Messyges

9 May, 2019

I’m 21 and kind of dating a 15 year old… i love her

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Jordan's Messyges

18 Apr, 2019

Worried I did too much with a girl… am i still a good guy?

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Jordan's Messyges

8 Apr, 2019

I learned what my friends REALLY do… while at chick-fil-a

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Jordan's Messyges

14 Mar, 2019

I physically attacked my crush… can this still work?

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Jordan's Messyges

28 Feb, 2019

I need closure with my ex…problem is: I’M MARRIED

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