He asked me to take a FERTILITY TEST… on the 2nd date
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Category: Jordan’s Messyges
My youth pastor is too physical with me… help.
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My Husband’s Best Friend is in love with me… (for real)
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We had no physical contact before marriage…
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I didn’t know my dad was married…for 2 months
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I posted the HOTTEST Instagram pic, then my brother did this…
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My 90yr old GRANDMA is forcing me to watch DIRTY TV…
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My boyfriend doesn’t know I already booked our wedding venue…
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MY MOM wants me to be MORE PHYSICAL with my boyfriend…
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I cheated on my boyfriend in a VR chatroom…
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The most inappropriate Messyges of all time?…
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I ACCIDENTALLY kissed my friend’s boyfriend in the dark…
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